Funniest Quotes

o    If you see men not having erection then make him a sandwich as to with the fact that men has 2 emotions which are the horny and the hungry
o    Standing long number of hours in the garage does not make you a car thus studying in college for how many years will not make you a professional. LOL!
o    The truth is we really never grow old it is just that we only know on how to act appropriately in public.
o    Having war does not really mean of who’s right or wrong but rather of who will be left alive.
o    It is better to have good hands especially when you do not have a great mutual partner as to with the fact that having sex is just like playing the bridge.
o    The diapers and the politicians certainly have 1 thing in common and it is the fact that they should be regularly replaced with the same reason.
o    Wisdom is certainly not about using tomato in making salad as to with fact that knowledge is all about knowing tomato is a certain type of fruit.
o    A teenager talks to her parents: You want me to shut-up and sit-down while when I was still 1 year on wards, you spend long hours to teach me on how to talk and walk.
o    Mother’s never really notices the irony of calling their child a son of a bitch.
o    The early bird might be able to get the worm but the late mouse will surely get the cheese.
o    Late at night News begins the show with a ‘Good Evening’ greeting and then later on will reveal bad news which will surely upset your mood.
o    One night a kid asked God to give him a bike but later on the child realized that God will not answer according to what the child asks that is why the child stole a bike and then asked God for forgiveness.
o    Never try arguing with an imbecile as to with the fact that he will certainly beat you down according to his several and various experience.